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When I’m not out chasing mail trucks or eating gourmet food, I’m my family’s secret police. I sniff out lies like no other. The trick is to not create my own list of resolutions–that way, no one can say that I didn’t fulfill my goals.
I think my human family members tend to forget that I notice everything. They don’t realize that I’m there when they wake up two hours past their 7 AM alarm. They also don’t realize that I’m right next to them when they’re scrolling on their phones for eternity, even though#2 on their list is “My screen time will go down.” I could hold them accountable, but sometimes I just have to pick my battles and carry on with my day. It’s more fun to chase down cars, anyway.
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