About Faces has been providing entertainment at events since 1989. Mike Hasson, the founder and owner, started the company drawing caricatures. As his customers began requesting additional caricature artists at their parties, our popularity grew, and we started down the road to being what we are today – a full service agency providing all types of entertainment at corporate events and private parties.
We are located in Ellicott City, Maryland, and provide entertainers of all types nationwide. Our group of talent ranges from clowns and strolling magicians to stilt-walkers and face painters, with many others in between. All of our entertainers are professionals and many are members of professional organizations.
Mike Hasson, owner, chief muckety muck, head honcho, captain of industry, big businessman, grand pubah, and all around Really Important Guy.
Just ask him. He’ll tell you.
Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Booking Agent
Voted by her college classmates ‘most likely to fit an entire cheese puff in one nostril,’ Emily makes every effort to exceed expectations. (She’s working on fitting two cheese puffs in there).
She may look cheerful on the outside, but inside, Dana is also cheerful. Frighteningly so. We keep children and sharp objects away from her.
Mary Dray, Booking Agent
Mary isn’t exactly sure where she is or who these people are and at this point, she’s a little too afraid to ask.
Venus Sullivan, Booking Agent
“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed.”
-Gandhi
“Pssst! Whaddya need? Venus has what you want!”
-Venus
Sam Wilson, Booking Agent
Understood by all to be ‘a man one doesn’t trifle with’, Sam is a little sad. Because he loves trifle, and would not mind eating it with a friend.
Saijin Rovansek, Booking Agent
“I’m a secret foreign agent embedded by the
Severnaya Federatsiya to foil America’s plans to control the unicycle market!” Saijin whispers, sotto voce, to anyone that passes within earshot.
Jasmine Kwok, Newsletter Editor
Buried alive by a wild band of marauding kangaroo rats, Jasmine clawed her way through two inches of loose sand to safety. In the moments of clarity that followed, she finally found her true purpose in life she had been seeking for years. Sadly, she promptly forgot it.
Benny, Office Dog
Benny is a seasoned, veteran agent, and is in charge of training new agents and eating cardboard. He does not put his nose in trash cans. He does not.
Pam Hasson, Uncertified Private Accountant
Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes our client’s checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don’t make any emergency calls.
These are Pam and Mike’s little girls, Maddie, Kayleigh and Audrey. Maddie is considering a surgical career but spends a lot of time perfecting her eyebrows. Kayleigh is in college to go to parties and maybe study law. And Audrey is planning on becoming a business owner…but definitely not of About Faces. Aren’t they horribly, horribly cute?
Robert Whetzel, Database Developer
He is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded by arugula.
Mike Hasson, Owner and Chief Dog Walker
mike@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Agent
emily@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Dana Hauprich, Booking Agent
dana@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Mary Dray, Booking Agent
mary@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Venus Sullivan, Booking Agent
venus@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Sam Wilson, Booking Agent
sam@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Saijin Rovansek, Booking Agent
saijin@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Pam Hasson, Uncertified Public Accountant
pam@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Jasmine Kwok, Newsletter Editor
newsletter@aboutfacesentertainment.com
Please contact us for further information regarding your event.
800-92-FUNNY
800-923-8669