Puppies sneezing are the kind of adorable that sends you reaching for a tissue. But Benny the Office Dog is here to send you someplace more special. “Arf, Achoo-Bout Faces!” Are the wise words of this canine. Experts* are 28% sure this translates to “Book About Faces!” (well, either that or “Chicken rolls, About Faces!”). Can you really ignore that adorable face? Yeah, neither can we. Book About Faces today by calling 1-800-92-FUNNY, clicking on the link in my name, or replying to this email.
*Qualified by the Office Dog himself. Rumored to have bribed him with belly rubs.