Now, you might be thinking, “Audrey, you keep telling me to hire an entertainer, but I don’t have anything to celebrate!” My friend, you could not be more wrong. For your convenience, I’ve provided a list of several indisputable reasons to party.
- October 8th — National Fluffernutter Day
- October 11th — National Sausage Pizza Day
- October 14th — National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day
- October 16th — Global Cat Day
- October 20th — National Stick Out Your Tongue Day
- Last, but certainly not least, October 24th — National Bologna Day
Argue with that, I dare you.
*One of these is completely made up (I know, only one of them?) Reply to this email to guess which it is. If you get it right, you get a cookie. Yay! But not a real one.